Hedgehogs join the B.A.P.'s 'Protection List.'

kk so hetchhawgz r n0w protekted spaces meenin that u cann0t undah ne circumcistances kill or eet dem dey are protkected bbc said so and now deze guuys called BAP (burea of amportant people) are like "OOOHHHH YOU CANT TAKE OUR HETCHHAWGZ"
maybe some guyz are like 'ah man u burn the hawgsters homes' but that is probly rong ae.
we mite not burn the hawgsters homes
and hawgsters are very endangred nowadays they are not strong as an ox.
they are very small
not oxes

there was some stuff bout other aminals like birds snakes and rattlefish too but i didnt read i dont enjoy i only like teh hawgs

IN TRANSLATION:

The new Biodiversity Action Plan (B.A.P.) has recently released an updated list of species in need of conservation and greater protection.
To the surprise of many concerned readers, hedgehogs were found to be on this list.
There are multiple theories surrounding the addition of these small mammals, with many experts claiming that the key factor in this discovery is wider research into the lives of hedgehogs, rather than a significant decrease in their available habitat.

Considering the nature of this beloved animal, the hedgehog could be faced with serious issues standing in the way of its survival as a species.
The United Kingdom's Biological Diversity minister, Joan Ruddock, has been quoted as saying the key to sustaining a healthy environment for generations to come is biological diversity, which is something she believes we should consider more frequently.

Other animals added to the B.A.P.'s list include the grass snake and the garden tiger moth, who now join bottlenose dolphins and red squirrels as species in need of further habitat protection.