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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

This week in the news:

- Current All Black captain Richie McCaw does stuff.

- Is Doug Howlett injured? No, but that doesn't stop us from running a 3-minute article on it.

- We only won that international game by a 95 point margin: who do we blame?

- The next match is going to be even better than the last one. Trust us.

- Did we mention that we have a good chance of winning the World Cup?

- We could win the World Cup, you know.

- We won the World Cup in 1987.
Here's a highlight reel.

- Coming up: We search for a comfortable bandwagon to jump in order to capitalise on popular opinion.

- What do you think of Britney Spears? We'll tell you after the break.

- Italy managed to score two tries against us in our resounding 76 -14 victory. Should the Italian team be tested for illegal steroids, and was that a forward pass?
Yes on both counts.

- Next up is 'Dobbo' with sports news.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate this country.

Wombaticus said...

That was a disturbingly fast comment.

Neighbourhood Nerd said...

Love it! You have several points.

Re. the bandwagon bit, I think there should be a 'to' in that sentence =D